What LaVar Ball Really Wanted From UCLA Basketball

It was clear from the start that LaVar Ball was looking for his sons to stand out from the general college basketball crowd.

When Lonzo began playing for UCLA, LaVar often garnered publicity by constantly calling out bizarre encouragement to Lonzo, including “He is better than Steph Curry,” “Lonzo is weighed down by unathletic white guys,” and most notably, “Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one.’’

With LaVar’s two younger sons also set to be playing for UCLA, despite the fact that LaMelo still has a few years to go before he finishes high school, he’s made headlines again by withdrawing middle son, LiAngelo, from UCLA. under the guise that he can prepare him better for the NBA than Bruins coach, Steve Alford.

What LaVar Ball Really Wanted From UCLA Basketball

LaVar Ball managed to effectively use the college basketball system to get his kids even more publicity, by turning the spotlight on himself.

Lonzo’s performance on the Bruins may have been what first earned him national attention, but with a personality as ostentatious as LaVar Ball’s it wasn’t hard to keep the family in the news cycle.

Since Lonzo cemented himself as an NBA draft pick, his less talented brothers have had to get their publicity through other means. After LiAngelo’s shoplifting incident in China, which got even the President talking about them, effectively steering attention away from LiAngelo’s middling basketball skills.

What LaVar Ball Really Wanted From UCLA Basketball

LaVar was able to parlay some of that attention towards his youngest son, LaMelo who is on par or possibly even surpasses LeBron James as a high school player. The youngest Ball has over three million followers on Instagram, and with Steph Curry looking to him for style inspiration, LaMelo is better known than many NBA players.

Some of that notoriety, however, is solely because of his father’s continued antics, including creating a signature shoe for him, and deciding to home school him as preparation for the 2020 NBA draft.

LaMelo may be a better player than LiAngelo, but it’s too soon to tell how well he’ll stack up next to Lonzo. It’s clear LaVar never wanted his sons to be regular college players, he just wanted them to stand out from the crowd.

30+ Adorable Welcome Home Signs for Military Homecomings

Military homecomings are seriously emotional times. For many military families, it’s a fun tradition to get together and make homecoming signs. It’s creative, it doesn’t have to be time-consuming, and it makes their loved ones feel special.

A Pouty Placard

We’ve seen a couple of signs that share a similar message to this one, but we have to give it to this cheeky placard for its flirty design. This lucky lady has come to welcome her returning sailor, and she knows exactly what she wants. As well as the classic rhyme — which gives us flashbacks to middle school — this sign is decorated with lots of little kisses. We bet that this loved-up lady applied lipstick and kissed the board all over.

A Pouty Placard

Counting Down the Days

When it comes to military homecoming signs, some are more common than others. For example, this sign counts the days that a loved one has been away and is frequently seen among the signs for military other halves. Of course, you’ll write exactly how many days it’s been. People need to know!

Counting Down the Days

My Soldier Is Back

Alternatively, some people with military homecoming signs use cute rhymes and poems to express themselves. This sweet placard for a returning sailor takes the usual Valentine’s Day “roses are red” poem, and adapts it for a sailor’s blue eyes and black boots. Adorable! Of course, lots of military homecoming signs also include the soldier’s name and title. After all, in a sea of families and other halves, you need them to spot you and your sign!

My Soldier Is Back

A List of First Kisses

It’s a tough life dating and being married to a soldier. Remember that country music song by The Chicks called “Traveling Soldier?” It details the moving relationship between a young woman and her soldier beau, and the time spent waiting for letters between deployments. This military wife counts every time she sees her soldier again as a “first kiss.” Her adorable homecoming sign is a list of dates celebrating each one. We’re not crying — you are!

A List of First Kisses

Permission to Play Xbox, Sir

Some military partners get super creative when it comes to creating their homecoming signs. This specially made banner has all sorts of personalized content including a photograph and a funny yet thoughtful message. This adorable homecoming banner even uses military language so returning soldiers will feel right at home. “Permission to play Xbox, Captain?” “Permission granted.” This lucky soldier is coming home to video games, extra portions of food, and the right to leave the toilet seat up. Sounds good to us!

Permission to Play Xbox, Sir

Kisses for the Missus

Imagine the bittersweet moment of getting engaged right before having to wave goodbye to your brand new fiancé for an extended period of time. For any star crossed lovers enlisted in the military, long times away from each other are part and parcel of the experience. It’s tough, but it’s worth it. This giddy fiancé isn’t a Mrs. just yet, but that isn’t going to stop her from getting her kisses from her returning future husband. This guy better kiss her, and kiss her quick!

Kisses for the Missus

A Ruff Few Days

Who doesn’t want to see a homecoming sign from their dog? In all honesty, if this dog has anything else to say, then we’re all ears. We tip our hats off to this four-legged furry guy for all his effort and creativity. We’ll help with any future signs! Of course, returning soldiers have families, spouses, and kids to reunite with, but what about their pets? After all, it’s been a rough time for this good boy, and he can’t wait to finally be reunited with his pal.

A Ruff Few Days

Red, White, and Blue

Making a sweet military homecoming sign is mainly about expressing how you feel, but also about being spotted in the crowd. Imagine eventually arriving home in a throng of people and trying desperately to find your other half. Therefore, some military signs are themed so returning soldiers and sailors can try to quickly find their partners. This adorable nautical sign uses navy and white stripes, a gold anchor, and the colors of the U.S. flag. We love it!

Red, White, and Blue

The Boy Is Mine

Being a part of the military community brings connection as well as loneliness. While military partners may have to wait months to be with their loved one, at least they have a wider community around them that’s likely experiencing the same thing. Military families often live on army bases, which means everyone is going through something similar. In this sign, a soldier’s other half alludes to the community but has her eyes fixed on just one man. That one is hers!

The Boy Is Mine

We Need to Chalk

Speaking of homecoming signs that buck the trend, this chalk art is a beautiful way of making a temporary welcome sign out of the driveway or front yard. Rather than — or as well as — a classic placard sign, this chalk art shows everyone that you’re celebrating. Any neighbors or passersby can clearly see that it’s an important day. And, it’s an extra surprise for when your serviceperson finally arrives back home. This colorful chalk sign is both thoughtful and pretty.

We Need to Chalk

Stripped Back Signage

We have to admit that we have a soft spot for the understated homecoming sign in the middle of this picture. Whilst the lovely ladies on either side have made detailed and colorful signs, the woman in the center has gone with a simple yet effective “oh hey.” This stripped-back sentiment is highlighted even more so due to the fact that it’s on a small piece of plain paper and drawn with a black marker.

Stripped Back Signage

Puppy, Check Check

Some military children simply need time with their returning parents straight away! These little cuties have waited for months, which is some seriously impressive patience for such small people. Think about it — they’ve missed out on storytime, family trips, and being put to bed by one of their parents. Life isn’t easy for army bubs! So, we can’t blame little Ava for squeezing in an extra request on her daddy’s to-do list. Singing, check. Playing, check. Puppy…? Double-check!

Puppy, Check Check

Keep Calm, Here I Am

“Keep Calm and Carry On” is a British sentiment that’s become more popular in recent years. You can find the slogan on dishtowels, mugs, and even on picture frames. It’s an understandable message for a military family — stay calm, and keep going. This adorable homecoming message uses the slogan but makes it even sweeter. Plus, this well-made sign uses military camouflage, American flags, and an anchor instead of an “and” sign. Ten out of ten for design!

Keep Calm, Here I Am

Less Is More

Sometimes, less is more, and that’s certainly true for this simple military homecoming sign. The straightforward sign uses just three words that undoubtedly communicate the message perfectly. Waiting for a serviceperson to return from the military is long, difficult, and sometimes scary. Of course, for a partner, it would feel like the “best day ever” to see that special someone after months apart. The solid black background on this sign really allows the stripped-back message to pop, don’t you think?

Less Is More

A Christmas Gift

When it comes to the holidays, many military families look forward to being reunited with their loved ones. Whether it’s only for a few days or for a longer break, it’s extra special being able to spend big events or holidays with the most important people in your life. This homecoming sign has decided to celebrate the holidays by combining Christmas and military styles. After all, in the army, Christmas colors must be green, red, and camouflage. With a festive oversized bow, this partner just wants her soldier home for Christmas.

A Christmas Gift

Hey, I Just Met You

Here we have another ode to Carly Rae Jepson’s 2011 banger “Call Me Maybe.” We can’t blame these military families for having fun with the lyrics. After all, it’s a catchy tune with a title that rhymes with “baby.” It would almost be wrong not to make this reference! Anyway, lovely little Harper’s sign uses “Call Me Maybe” to introduce herself to her dad. We can’t imagine what it would be like to meet your child like this, but we think Harper is making a great first impression.

Hey, I Just Met You

Hi to This Guy

It’s hard to look at this military homecoming sign and not immediately start singing “You’re Welcome” from Moana. Or is that just us? In the movie, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as demi-god Maui sings, “What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky? When you were waddling yay high? This guy!” This sign uses the same logic. Who’s excited to see this soldier return home? Well — whoever sticks their head in the magic spot. We love it!

Hi to This Guy

Long-Distance Love Story

Being in a long-distance relationship is difficult, and even more so when your other half is enlisted in the military. Your partner might be stationed somewhere dangerous and far away, and they might not even have Wi-Fi signal or access to their cell phone. It makes sense that military partners and spouses need to pick up where they left off. Being in the military is a lifestyle, and people often have no choice over the smaller details. This beautiful sign expresses just that.

Long-Distance Love Story

I Pledge Allegiance

Of course, many military homecoming signs are decorated with the flag of the country the soldier is serving. In our case, lots of adorable signs are decorated with the American flag — and in the classic red, white, and blue color palette. This back-to-basics sign uses the actual flag design, with a simple but powerful message — you are my hero. For returning service people, the stars and stripes are a symbol of community, family, and belonging.

I Pledge Allegiance

Two Worlds Collide

When you’re separated from the person you love, it can feel like you’re on different planets. For military couples, one person may be going to work, seeing family and friends, and enjoying themselves. Meanwhile, the other person could be in extreme conditions, or could even be in danger. For these couples, the relief of coming together after time spent in totally different environments must be immense. This sign captures this feeling perfectly — finally, two worlds can collide again.

Two Worlds Collide

Emergency Underwear S.O.S

This military family have also opted for a cheeky and adorable message on their homecoming sign. What would a returning soldier want to do after coming home to her loved ones? Well, after hugging and spending time with her adorable sons, this lucky servicewoman can look forward to washing underwear. Perhaps washing your children’s underwear is one of those small things a soldier misses while being stationed away. Maybe this soldier would even lay awake at night, dreaming of washing tiny undergarments — or, maybe not.

Emergency Underwear S.O.S

Pass the Paints

We’ve seen signs with the simple words, “Best Day Ever” written across them. It’s a powerful message, expressed in one short phrase. Whether it’s red, white, and blue — or a multi-colored and hand-painted like this sign — these three words get the message across in the most perfect way. Making signs is a great time to get crafting with little ones, and it looks like this cutie has had fun joining in. This family should frame and display their adorable handprinted paint creation to remember the joyous occasion.

Pass the Paints

Hugs ‘N’ Kisses

We have to say that this adorable homecoming sign might be our favorite on the whole list. Just look at that little cutie’s face, and wonder in amazement at the individually cut out, multi-colored holographic letters! Whoever helped this sweet angel design this sign deserves some serious praise. And what a lucky returning soldier to get free hugs from the cutest child around. Plus, this sign is pretty adaptable if the letters are detachable. Win, win!

Hugs ‘N’ Kisses

Mom in Need

Here’s another army baby that’s had to spend some of their first days, weeks, or months away from their military parent. Kaden’s mom clearly still has a sense of humor about the military lifestyle, and has enjoyed imagining what little Kaden would say to his soldier daddy. Of course, what Kaden’s mom is actually thinking about is the major TLC she needs right about now! Run this lady a bubble bath, organize a sitter, and take her out for a delicious meal.

Mom in Need

Kiss Me Quick

Some military homecoming signs just need a simple rhyme to be effective. Thank goodness “Mrs.” and “kisses” rhyme so perfectly, because that’s exactly what plenty of military wives want from their husbands when they return from overseas. A quick peck on the cheek is easy to take for granted if you get one every day. Likewise, a good-morning and goodnight kiss is something many couples don’t even register. Understandably, this military spouse has waited long enough for hers.

Kiss Me Quick

A Need for Speed

Signs, placards, and banners are great but there are other ways to welcome home military personnel. We’ve already seen some homecoming chalk art, and here we have a message written on the back window of a vehicle. This excited military girlfriend decided to apologize in advance for any speeding that she might have done on the way to pick up her boyfriend. This sweet message shows just how exciting it is to see a soldier returning from deployment. Let’s just hope she can still see through the back window!

A Need for Speed

Give it a Spin

Military homecoming signs can vary in terms of message, but also in terms of design. This cute kissing poem is a popular choice for homecoming signs, but whoever made this one has given it their own spin. Firstly, the giant arrow shape points directly at whoever is holding it. This means that whoever has it can spin it around like they work outside a store, drawing even more attention to themselves. The arrow shape is inspired, and we’re also fans of the bright red lips. Mwah!

Give it a Spin

Deployed for Duty

There are many different types of relationship, and arguably many different levels of love. Some people’s love is long-distance strong, others’ love is high-school sweetheart strong, and then are those who are soulmate strong. According to this sign, though, there is such thing as deployment strong, too. We fully endorse the idea of love being “deployment strong” because it takes a seriously tough couple to get through military deployment. When soldiers are deployed, their families have no choice regarding the location or length of time. These folks have to be tough!

Deployed for Duty

Half of My Heart

Has anyone ever heard John Mayer’s 2010 song “Half of my Heart?” It’s all we can think about when we look at this adorable homecoming sign. “Oh half of my heart’s got a grip on the situation. Half of my heart takes time.” Understandably, this military girlfriend feels like half of her heart is across the world whenever she’s separated from her enlisted partner. It must be a huge relief to finally be able to feel whole again.

Half of My Heart

Miss You Miles

Military personnel can be shuttled all over the world. They can end up on any continent, and living in all sorts of extreme conditions. In fact, many enlisted service people end up visiting and living in many countries during their time in the forces. Kenya, Poland, Indonesia — you name it, they’ve seen it. World travel is the subject matter for this adorable set of homecoming signs. This mother and son miss their husband and dad so much more than the miles he has traveled throughout his deployment.

Miss You Miles

The Star-Spangled Banner

The phrase on this military homecoming banner works in several ways. Of course, whoever made this sign is celebrating that their loved one is returning home. However, they mention that they’re always under the same stars together. Naturally, everyone lives under the same stars. We can all look up and feel comfort in knowing that we share the same, beautiful, starry sky. But, at least now, this family is finally under the same roof again.

The Star-Spangled Banner

Forever and Ever

Here we have another sweet, rhyming message that perfectly encapsulates the emotion of a military homecoming. For this military partner, the time and distance spent away from her loved one is only physical. Whilst there might be miles of ocean, desert, or mountains between the two star-crossed lovers, it doesn’t feel that far in this person’s heart. We also approve of the simple design on this sign. The simple black and white color palette makes the red heart really stand out.

Forever and Ever

Get Out of Our Way!

And of course, we can’t forget the kiddies! Whether it’s newborn babies, excited toddlers, or grinning kids, military homecomings are full of little ones anxiously waiting for their parent to return. Making homecoming signs is a great activity for military children. They can help with the painting, gluing and glitter before getting to proudly hold the sign up on that special day. These cuties want everyone to get out of their way, and we can certainly see why.

Get Out of Our Way!

You’ve Got the Job

So, some military homecoming signs are super sentimental while others decide to take a more humorous route. Take this sign, for instance. This cutie is clearly excited to see his daddy, but not as much as his mom is. Military parents have to hold down the fort while their partner is away. Of course, this means looking after all the little ones and making sure they’re fed as well as happy. Understandably, this mom must feel like she’s in need of a break.

You’ve Got the Job

Have a Little Patience

This little one isn’t just holding a homemade sign for her returning daddy. She’s also dressed up in her special t-shirt for the big day. We can’t even imagine how difficult it must be for a child to be separated from their parent for so long. After all, nine months is enough time to grow an entirely new person! Waiting nine months for a hug is a sign of some serious patience for a child this small. Kudos, young one!

Have a Little Patience

I Am Your Father

In case you couldn’t tell, we enjoy a good pop culture reference. And this family gets a full ten out of ten for their witty yet adorable military homecoming sign. For all of the Star Wars fans out there, this sign makes reference to an iconic line from the franchise. As well as the hilarious reference to Star Wars dialogue, there’s also the amazing visual reference to Princess Leia’s hair. Finally, there’s the “look”-“Luke” pun. A round of applause for these people right here!

I Am Your Father

Red, White, and You

Here’s another squishy-cheeked baby that’s going to meet her daddy for the very first time. Whoever made this sign opted for the red, white, and blue color palette, which matches the little flag attached to the baby stroller. Incredibly, this sweet baby really has waited her entire life to meet her daddy. Service people can be called away at any time, even if their other half is expecting a child. We bet it was worth the wait!

Red, White, and You

Military Mini-Me

Obviously, when people are separated for long periods of time, physical changes happen. It could be a new hairstyle, loss or gain in weight, or a cool new tattoo or piercing. But, what about when you’ve grown an entirely new human being inside you? These incredible military mommas give birth and raise their babies alone before getting the chance to introduce them to their daddies. This new mom’s sign reminds her other half that although she’s gained a little weight, they now have a new addition to the family.

Military Mini-Me

I’m Your Baby

Does everyone remember when Canadian pop star Carly Rae Jepson took the world by storm with her 2011 track “Call Me Maybe?” It went like this: “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe.” This song was everywhere, and clearly it has made its way into several military homecoming signs, too. For this family, it’s baby Connor’s way of introducing himself to his daddy for the first time.

I’m Your Baby

I Need a Hero

This little girl’s adorable homecoming sign says what so many military family members must feel. This little one sees herself as daddy’s princess, and who could blame her? With her blonde hair and tiny stature, this pintsize angel looks exactly like a miniature royal. And of course, what else does a princess need other than a hero? This adorable homecoming sign is pretty in pink at the beginning before transitioning into a patriotic display of red, white, and blue.

I Need a Hero